The Geezer Bandit

As it is custom for a Friday, we deal with real life crime stories.....

Today we go to San Diego in the USA. It turns out that five banks in San Diego have been robbed by one clever crook, who is still on the run- he has been labelled the 'Geezer Bandit' because our bank robber appears to be about 70 plus years old.

Law enforcement officials are offering a reward of $16 000,00 for information leading to the arrest of our aging robber.

See, there is a career where you are not kicked out for being a pensioner.

Permanent Crime

Well, it is Friday again, and time for our light hearted crime story.

Once again we take one from the Yanks, this time from Carroll, Iowa.

Two robbery suspects decided to rob an apartment, as many people do when they have nothing to do and too much to drink. Once they had broken in, a witness spotted them, and called the fuzz.
The police arrived after the suspects had fled, but were advised that they had escaped in a white car and had masks on.

Minutes later the two, Joey Lee Miller (20) and Mathew Allan McNelly (23) were pulled over. After a search of the car, their mask applicators were found- 2 black permanent markers. Indeed, these two prized idiots, had scribbled masks on their faces to hide their identities.

Above is a picture of the two criminal masterminds.


Below is alleged video footage of a robber sporting a Scream mask to rob a store in Yankland again.
The photo is not verified and there was no story with the pic, but nonetheless, it is a classic.