His airtime had run out and Joshua really needed sex. So, doing what most horny people do, he called the one number he knew was free-911. Despite them cutting him three times, he felt this need to phone a fourth time. It was then when they dispatched a unit to his home to give him a bit of bondage.
He is now in a dungeon in Hillsborough, where he is being held without bail.
His arrest record is rosey as well- he has convictions for assualt, grand theft auto, drug possession, violation of probation and so his honour roll goes on.
21 year old Calvin Hoover phoned poilice in a state as his pick up truck had been broken into. He reported stolen a Carhartt Jacket, $400 in cash and about an ounce of marijuana.
Police immediately began searching for him.
After about an hour, he phoned the police again, complaining because they were not doing enough to recover his electric spinach. They evetually found him in his truck, also looking for the weed and arrested him of suspicion of driving under the influence of intoxicants. He was taken to the Marion County jail.
His luck was improving because tests showed he was clean and the police warned him that if he had been caught with the wacky weed, he would have been arrested. Upon his release, they did warn him that reporting having drugs stolen from you, may not be the brightest thing to do.
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What some people do to entertain themselves sometimes.
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