Friday Crime Time

It is Friday and we are going back to our usual Friday feature- daft criminals.

Both tales came from America.
Armondo Garcia, Abel Lahera, Jorge Amador and Emilio Moreira decided that instead of wasting their night sleeping, they would spend in productiely robbing a store.
They broke into Stuart Lawn and Garden at 3:30 am. Stealing mostly chainsaws, the surveillance tapes showed that they knew where everything was and did not waste time looking. The cameras also captured the robbers as well and their white van, with a mismatched wheel, while they were executing their brilliant crime.

They escaped before the police arrived and put their clever escape plan into motion. They were to abondon the van and escape in a Jaguar, but only after laying low for a while, after which they would blend into the morning traffic.

Miami police found the abondoned van, which was distinct enough and nearby they found the four brilliant criminals sound asleep in the Jaguar, with their loot in the boot.
They were prompty arrested and confessed. All for are being held for Burglary and Grand theft with bail of $10 000.
Below is a picture that is now placed at the entrance of the robbed store.

Our second criminal has only been decribed as a 27 year old mail from Seattle.

This genius was arrested sneaking around in the crawl space in the cieling of the Lusty Lady strip club. Many would be forgiven if they though he was there to steal money or, well, anything. Nope, our brain child was there to sneak into the stripper's dressing room.
Now this club offers strippers who go ALL the way and take every item of clothing off. He was not doing this to avoid the entrance fee, as he snuck into the crawl space only after he entered. One must assume he was trying to catch the strippers naked, in their dresssing room. Or maybe he actually wanted to catch them with clothes on.

He was charged with Malicious Mischief but released with a warning.