19 year old Anthony Blue of Garland seems to enjoy robbing banks. He admitted to three in fact.
Okay, let's go back a little.
In June last year our robbing hood robbed the Garland branch of the State Bank of Texas by slipping a note, politely reading, '50's and 100's and nobody gets hurt. Sorry.' (Turns out, he is into recycling because he later admitted to using the same note, on the same day to rob a Community Bank in Rockwell. Turns out he did the same at the American National Bank in Quinlan.)
Unbeknownst to our passive environmental hero, his image was captured on tape and the FBI promptly placed it Bandit Tracker Website. (bandittracker.com)

Sadly for Mr Blue, his honest mom is  a great fan of the website and when she recognized her son, did what all honest mothers do- she sold him out to the feds. Now, thanks to motherly love, he faces 25 years or a $250 000 fine on each account. (suppose if they did not recover the money- he can afford the fine if it is an option)

This one is also pretty funny, notwithstanding the charges. It takes us to Clarkston, Michigan. During a child sex sting operation, Daniel Everett, 33 years old,  was arrested. What makes this story both ironic and amusing- at the time of the arrest, our underage sex pervert was proudly wearing a t-shirt proclaiming that he was the worlds greatest dad. Yip!

Patricia and Quentin Deshong were arrested in January 2012 to trying to blow up their car, in Metal Township, Pennsylvania.These Macgyver wannabes were setting fire to tampons, which they decided to drop into the petrol (gas) tank and thus causing the car to explode. The reason so far is not clear and both the pyromaniac geniuses are presently out on $25 000 bail.

Another T shirt related crime. During January of this year, an illegal immigrant was arrested for Child Molestation charges- this daft alien was wearing a T-shirt stating he was hiding from the cops.

Most of us have seen the legendary Star Wars films and many secretly wished they could be Jedi Knights.
For David Allen Canterbury, 33, from Oregon, his dream became a reality for a while.
While brandishing two lightsabers, he attacked three people in the Toys R Us on 14th December 2011.
He then proceed to use the Force on policemen outside the store. Sadly the Force was not strong with this one and cops managed to wrestle him to the ground after attempts to taser him failed. Nobody was injured by our Jedi Knight in his daring attack.

Darth Judge sentenced him to  45 years behind bars and not surprisingly, to undergo mental evaluation. It was not documented if Yoda was asked to testify.
In a surprise move, the Toys R Us have banned him (and presumably all Jedi) from their store.