Midweek strange stories

We can assume that people who purchase sports cars do not like to be stuck in traffic. Okay, granted, nobody does, but those with sports cars even hate it more...just go with me on this one.
In San Francisco, an unnamed Porsche driver who was stuck in a bottleneck in traffic and noticed an empty lane. Our steering wheel genius, however, did nothing to establish if there was a reason the lane was empty and sped into the gap.
Turns out the highway had just been redone and the car sank into the newly layed cement. Workers had to hurry to dig the car out before the cement set and it became a permanent feature on the freeway.

Across the pond, we go to Sussex in England, where for 20 minutes, an undercover policeman searched for himself. He received a report of a suspicious character in the area he was. Guided by surveillance camera's the search lasted for almost half and hour until Constable sparky realized that he was indeed, Mr Suspicious.

Let's stick to England then. This time in Hull. As one does in a pub, Dean Dinnen likes to have a puff of his cigarette while downing some (warm I guess) Ale on tap. But as we all know, smokers are treated worse than anal warts and he was unceremoniously thrown out of The Endyke.
This was not the last they would hear from our Dean, oh no, it is not. Our Puffer responded as any rational person would, he came back to the pub, armed with a chainsaw and terrorized those who had not been tossed out.
Probably resembling a scene from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre mixed with Monty Python, you can imagine the scene of Dean and his power tool, bent on destruction and the fellow drinkers, trying to hold him back with bar stools. Okay, the picture in my mind is worth a chuckle.
Our wannabe killer was subdued and taken into police custody.