A laugh with Malema

As it is a Wednesday, that for many is really like a Friday, we will have some light entertainment, thanks to our esteemed ANCYL president, Mr Comrade Juluis Malema.
Now, we all know that Mr Malema has a free flowing mouth, which seems to get him into, well, nearly into, trouble. Just like many senior politicians or those in the good books of the ANC leadership, it is difficult to pin the tail on the honoury comrade Malema.
Mr M, is the ruler, I mean president of the Zuma praise singing ANC Youth League. Now Comrade Malema is the ripe youthful age of 28.

As a term of reference, I looked at the definition of 'Youth' on Encarta. Their definition tickled me. The two important points here were " 1) Time where somebody is young- period of human life between childhood and maturity and 2) Young man- a boy or young man in his teen or early twenties. "
Now let's look at the position. Comrade Malema is not in his early twenties, as one would assume 24 would be the cut off here. But indeed, he fits well into the first definition- somebody yet to reach maturity. It all makes sense now.

Last weekend, he had a house warming party for his new residence, in Sandown,Sandton. (Slays me how somebody who drives a luxury car, wears expensive clothes and lives in Sandton, can tell the poor he knows how they feel).
Anyway, being the considerate person he is, I am sure he planned to end the party before 4 the next morning. However, some selfish neighbours began complaining at around at around 3:30 am. The police arrived and broke up the little soiree at 4. Here versions do differ of course I must add.

During this time, it is alleged that Mr M and his army of bodyguards assualted a police reservist. Although this is serious, Mr M has managed to get a laugh out of the situation for us.

Firstly he claims that he is a police reservist as well- but he has not, nor does he need a police appointment card to be one. His only claim to being a reservist is, like Superman, he has a responsibility to fight crime. Very noble. He is the type of reservist who never gets into a police uniform, or a police car. This particular crime fighter does not patrol the dangerous streets each night to catch criminals, nor put his life on the line for the community. What he does to fight crime escapes me.

The best is yet to come though. As if he were inspired by the great, clear thinking, African leader Robert Mugabe, Mr Malema has promptly blamed the assualt claims on Helen Zille and her spies. (Just like the woes of Zimbabwe are all Britain and Tony Blair's fault).
Well Done Julius. The DA may  not support him, but what on earth would they gain, inventing lies to make him look bad, when looking at his colourful political career, Comrade Julius has a raw talent at dragging himself into trouble, without the help of anybody else.

I am sure that we are in for many more laughs from our esteemed Youth Leader, who aspires to the the President of South Africa one day- I look forward to that. The one leader who can make George W look like a supercomputer.